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"If you’re a Kanye West fan, you’re not a fan of me, you’re a fan of yourself. You will believe in yourself. I’m just the espresso. I’m just a shot in the morning to get you going, to make you believe you can overcome the situation that you’re dealing with all the time."

- Kanye West

‎"Close your eyes and imagine the best version of you possible. That’s who you really are; let go of any part of you that doesn’t believe it."

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hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

Is this a fuckin joke? Just today, I had seen a Snickers commercial on TV that showed a man wearing exercise clothes (spandex), instructing a group of women doing aereobic exercise. A football player came in with a Snickers and handed this trainer a Snickers. The trainer ate the Snickers, and transformed into a football player. They both left the women because apparently he “wasn’t being himself” for instructing women in such a prissy, sissy sport!! LOL!!! (/sarcasm)

How utterly pathetic that “men” feel so challenged by anything to do with women and considered “feminine,” and they feel the need to assert their masculinity. LOL, yes, what a fuckin joke this is.

this is so sad

I kind of want to just start picking things at random, making black labels for them, adding “bro” or “man” or “dude” to the name, and selling them at an upcharge. There’s clearly a lot of opportunity to capitalize on the fragility of the male ego. You laugh now, but when my boxes of Manfetti Brocake mix start flying off the shelves, don’t come at me asking for startup capital for your new company, Sausage Fest Breakfast Links.

let me start a brobaking blog/cooking




One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

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One of these guys doesn’t belong wit the others and that man is gandhi

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Cute little marshmallows 

this makes me so happy

Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

oh ok

Well I’m glad that’s been cleared up.

Until I started taking my antidepressants, though, I didn’t actually know that I was depressed. I thought the dark staticky corners were part of who I was. It was the same way I felt before I put on my first pair of glasses at age 14 and suddenly realized that trees weren’t green blobs but intricate filigrees of thousands of individual leaves; I hadn’t known, before, that I couldn’t see the leaves, because I didn’t realize that seeing leaves was a possibility at all. And it wasn’t until I started using tools to counterbalance my depression that I even realized there was depression there to need counterbalancing. I had no idea that not everyone felt the gravitational pull of nothingness, the ongoing, slow-as-molasses feeling of melting down into a lump of clay. I had no way of knowing that what I thought were just my ingrained bad habits — not being able to deposit checks on time, not replying to totally pleasant emails for long enough that friendships were ruined, having silent meltdowns over getting dressed in the morning, even not going to the bathroom despite really, really, really having to pee — weren’t actually my habits at all. They were the habits of depression, which whoa, holy shit, it turns out I had a raging case of.

Not Everyone Feels This Way — The Archipelago — Medium (via brutereason)

Do you see those trees? There are leaves. There are leaves.

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Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

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Kite City - concept art for Guild Wars 2

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One of the few recognized female kung fu grandmasters, Lily Lau. Lau is an eighth generation grandmaster of the Ngok Fei Eagle Claw style.

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